My name is Allie. My boyfriend's name is Kyle. 6.26.13 <3

 

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy)

willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

(Source: zahheckie)

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

Fuck, I want to kiss you.
Not just a simple kiss,
I want to grab your hips and kiss you in the most passionate ways.
I want to hold your face in my hands and kiss you slowly and in the most romantic ways,
So that you remember with every kiss,
that I am ALL yours,
that in those moments you are all that exists to me,
that I am undeniably, completely and head over heels in love with you.

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao)